The gayest of gays. An LA gay loves fashion, music and entertainment above all other gays. They are usually wannabe actors and dancers *temporarily* bartending, Uber driving and making porn until they are finally discovered for their "talents". Typically shallow, they are always looking for the next best thing and only care about you if your're rich. They also love coke, G, and sun.
Stephen, an LA gay, ditched is boyfriend Jason upon discovering Richard has a BMW and an annual pass to Disneyland.
Brian: Where can I find some coke and G?
Greg: Ask the LA gays in their oversized sunglasses over there.
Mike decided to stop being an LA gay after taking some science and math classes.
Brian: Where can I find some coke and G?
Greg: Ask the LA gays in their oversized sunglasses over there.
Mike decided to stop being an LA gay after taking some science and math classes.
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