John Kerry

Contrary to popular belief, Kerry was not a liberal. Kerry was the first communist candidate to come close to becoming the United States of America's president. For more information, visit www.communistsforkerry.com

Heil Heinz!
For the U.S.S.A!

by Scott August 18, 2006

John Cena

An emcee who has one album out, and is a WWE Smackdown! wrestler.

"It's John Cena baby, and we heatin up the Beanpot.
Big up Boston, you know the whole team hot!"
"Yo, you check out that cat, John Cena, last thursday?"
"Word."

by K-Wulf July 16, 2008

john brown

Star of the white rapper show. was the runner up of the whole show. created great tv when he was involved in fights with persia, $hamrock, and sully. claims to be king of the burbs. ghetto revival.

John Brown is a mad MC.

by Nathan mofuckin Eck December 15, 2008

Scatman John

A man who very poorly named himself. Probably unaware of the definition of scat, and most likely regrets be named under that title

"Have you heard of Scatman John?"
"No im not into that stuff its disgusting!"

by 13abie May 7, 2011

John Kerry's

flip flops (as in the shoes)

Before going to the beach, she put on her John Kerry's.

by Mimo H. October 1, 2005

John Elway

Wishes he was Steve Young

John Elway wishes he was steve young

by J Elway May 9, 2005

John Kerry

An Ultra-Liberal who was one of for senators who voted against the ban on killing babies who are half born! As stupid as they come!!!!!!

We shall now vote on the bill to end partial birth abortion, answer yea if you want it to pass, and nay if you don't!
John Kerry: Nay
John Edwards: Nay
Barbara Boxer: Nay
Dianne Feinstein:
Everyone else who isn't an idiot and a wannabe baby killer: YEA!!

by John-John August 18, 2006