Dirty Jake

A Dirty Jake is when you are wanking to kittens and right when you climax your mum walks in with a brand new kitten while she is in a cat costume. So you grab the kitten and fuck the shit out of it and then proceed to rape ur mom and your dick explodes with cum everywhere.

Harry: "Aye yo did you hear what Jake did last night?"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"

by McFlop774 April 04, 2024

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Dirty Jake

After you fuck a chick in the ass and you throw a dip in your mouth and use her gaped asshole as a spittoon.

I’m finna find me a flower belly to be my dirty jake while I finish watching the game.

by LugNutz June 03, 2023

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jake handzelek

a man who likes red heads blondes trains and feet

liam your doing your jake handzelek impression by licking feet!

by Ham_And_Cheese March 08, 2022

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Jake coulter

Your homie but can always annoy you with other people, like a bad ending of a good soon

Oh look it's a Jake coulter or snake coulter

by Waspy August 05, 2023

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Jake Jones

Jake Jones is usually a lion among all the humans, he is usually jacked and gets more birds then sanctuary. He is usually really strong and waits for the girls to come to him, do't bother snapping him he is either pumping iron or playing a quick 9 with they boys. Jake Jones is most likely going to the tour as he is a god compared to his peers. There is no such thing as jesus or allah when Jake is in the room. Bow down to him and you are on the market for a crisp high five.

OMG look at Jake Jones he is so sexy

by J3TS2955 April 20, 2021

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