Border Crack and Deek About

Here is the beautiful place we call Cumbria. We have ITV Border News and Look Around. But that's not what it's called... here in Cumbria it is called border crack (border news) and deek about (look around)

Enjoy your day of nothing. Good bye

Boris is my Prime Minister. Up the UKIP

"What are you watching?"
"Border Crack and Deek About"
"Ok, thank you for the conversation"

by Big Shaq's Mum December 2, 2021

Cheap crack

Any white powder (usually chalk dust or drywall) sprayed with a few or more chemicals such that when it’s snorted it causes a high. Usually a much more dangerous high and since no two batches are the same it can become highly addictive.

You need to ease off the cheap crack I heard it’s far more addictive.

by CuteLilTato November 20, 2017

Willy Crack Brain

Something my BLACK Grandma is not.

"You must think you talking to willy crack brain"

by anonymous February 16, 2025

Crack baby

Jon

Shut up Jon you’re a crack baby

by Don The Amish March 29, 2024

Crack tired

When you're so tired/deprived of sleep you look like you've done hard drugs.

"Dude you look fucking crack tired"

by Kravenmorrdeth May 7, 2017

cracked sinks

This is when you turn the water on to drip slowly for the water line not to freeze over

I cracked sinks so the water lines will not freeze tonight.

by Northlacountryman January 1, 2018

shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

Zhongli

BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli

by Cookielover9000 October 19, 2021