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You got a rock in your pocket?

A response used when someone includes you in their plans without asking, to which you would respond if the 'we' they are referring to is them and the rock in their pocket.
"Yeah, we're going to that concert tomorrow night"
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."
by Palumboss June 3, 2019
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That's my pocket

What you say when a girl who is annoying or fat is trying to get close to you and is rubbing up on you trying kiss you, hug you, hold your hand, give you a blowjob, or whatever and you dont want it. It's basically implying that shes too close and to GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
Girl: hey your cute
(trys to hold you hand and shes getting really close to you. too close)

Guy: That's my pocket

Girl:What?

Guy: (walks away)
by Schmekel September 1, 2010
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Hot Pocket

When someone farts in bed and leaves a pocket of hot, rancid gas under the covers. Unlike the Dutch Oven, the covers are never pulled over anyone's head with the Hot Pocket. There's just a little disgusting gift waiting to punch you in the sinuses the next time you roll over in your sleep.
Something we ate for dinner tore up his stomach. Every time I tried to get comfortable I woke up to a new hot pocket. I barely got any sleep because he was so gassy!
by JenNealTX January 13, 2015
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Anime hot pocket

When your friend is watching hentai and you come up behind him and shove a 2tb usb drive of child porn up his ass
by Teamcarrytoxic June 4, 2018
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“In the pocket”

In the pocket” is a term often used to explain when a rapper or musicians writes or sings their lyrics in a way that makes the individual syllables land on a particular note or beat of a measure. This is what makes the lyrics sound like it goes with a beat. Almost as if the beat is carrying the words. It can be a synergistic feeling when accomplished. Therefore sometimes the term is used metaphorically to indicate someone is in the flow state. Or rather that things are falling in line perfectly.
“When I start multitasking efficiently, everything is working out as intended and the timing is always just right”. “Damn, I’m “In the pocket” today!”
by Septentrion June 12, 2024
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Ring yo pockets

They're going to try and fight you. If someone says this you better run, you gonna die.

This is also a sign they won't go down in your fight, and unless you fear nothing I recommend not continuing and running faster than Usain bolt could ever dream of going.
Person 1: WHY DID YOU FUCK MY GIRl

Person 2: waIT I DiDNT

Person 1: BULLSHIT, RING YO POCKETS BITCH

Person 2: NOOOOOOOO-

Person 2 was found dead the next day, do better than them, don't die a bitch
by Maybe_a_person January 5, 2022
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ottars pocket

A way in which to describe how wet something is.
Mary's pussy was as wet as an Ottars pocket!
by Ricky Rox December 10, 2007
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