Facebook Nurse

a nurse who works the first and last hour of their shift

the explanation your manager doesn't give to a family who finds out their loved one is missing, deteriorating, dead.

that practicum sucked; I got a facebook nurse for an instructor

by Sugar$hark November 30, 2009

facebook whore

a girl who is abnormally addicted to facebook and cannot sign off even if her cat was trapped in a hole and needed her assistance immediately

damn bro jensen is such a facebook whore

by homieG696969 April 1, 2010

Facebook gang-rape

When someone opens his or her Facebook page just to check for notifications, and a barrage of people start chatting them. Can be quite annoying, especially if the one getting Facebook gang-raped was in the middle of watching a video on YouTube.

Aw man, I was in the middle of watching Hey Arnold! and about I got Facebook gang-raped by like 20 people.

by ConverseGal August 18, 2010

Facebooked

To share something on Facebook.

I just Facebooked this Youtube video.

by MattC1977 December 4, 2010

Facebook mom

Listen it could be the other definitions on here but for MY purposes it’s just a teasing term for an aunt, mom, sister even, grandma, or whatever lady in your life that angles the photo above their head to get that *pose* for Facebook to post an update of “Christmas cookies with the family 💕💕💕💕” or “just got my hair done with these girls!!!! They don’t seem too excited... lol”. Yah know, just good old moms on Facebook being moms on Facebook. Not too complicated.

When it’s thanksgiving and your mom somehow angles it with the *pose* with both her smiling and you’re in the background lookin the worst you’ve ever looked slaving over a bowl of mashed potatoes and then she captions it with something like “Working hard lol”. That’s MY version of a Facebook mom

by Yo ma m a December 8, 2019

Facebook Loser

Someone who even though they have friends on Facebook, never interacts with them. They never have wall posts or are in anybody's boxes. They seem unpopular on social networking sites, even though they may have friends in real life.

Oh, I know her. She's such a facebook loser.

by watevawhocares August 20, 2010

facebookcentric

2. (there is already one definition published, this is another) (adj.) describes an exchange of information, be it person-to-person, news media-to-person, social media-to-person, that involves Facebook in any overt way.

A recent facebookcentric article was on CNN.com outlining the "12 Types of Facebookers."

by citygirlkris August 20, 2009