bacon face

What happened to that dudes face on the dark knight.

Person one- Harvey dents face looks so gross
Person two- It looks like bacon...
Both- Bacon face fer sure

by shani. x October 22, 2008

War Face

the face you make when pushing out a massize turd

That turd was so big i had to snapchat my war face!

by BELCHER34 August 21, 2017

Crooked Face

Slang term for the Snooker player Mark Allen, as he goes down for a pot his chin Manoeuvres to rest on the sliding cue, causing him to have a Crooked Face. No dis-credit to him, his a great player but who else can move their chin like that? Its got a mind of its own.

John Parrott: As you can see here with Marks cueing action his chin moves to allow for better aiming in the long pots. Unorthodox but it works for the lad. Good on ya Crooked Face!

by Call me Nothing January 27, 2010

strainer face

A person whose face is marked either by freckles or pimples so badly it looks as if someone has taken a shit through a strainer on their face.

Sam.... what a strainer face.

Tristan: I say have you seen mark?
Jeff: Yeah what a strainer face.
Carl: Looks like someone took a crap on his face through a strainer.

by Tristan "Trash" April 5, 2006

figgin face

a chone face that makes the other scrubass umcomfortable. if done by more than one, you just got fuckin choned.

tat and klau did the figgin face when enrique was being a scrub.

by chone figgins November 25, 2007

Face Ones

Slang for a fight on Facebook. Comes from the slang "Throw the ones" (Slang for two people to square off and fight). The 'Face Ones' is basically an arguement in which neither side will actually get hurt, it's more or less just people having an online fight.

--------------------Conversation in a Status-----------------------
Luis: That is a lovely vase you have there.
Richard: lol Luis you're such a fag, looking at vases and shit
Luis: What nigga!? I'll fight you!
Richard: Yeah right you little punk ass bitch!
Cody: Oh Jeez they're throwing the FACE ONES again.

by CMTOTHEZ August 20, 2011

your face

most brilliant insult in this whole wide world.

mom: turn off the light.
me: turn off YOUR FACE.

by kaylaFTW December 10, 2008