João De Jesus is the most amazing person you'll ever meet, when he comes into your life he will be ur highest point and only take you higher. He has a 11 incher and going strong, He's caring and the sweetestperson you'll ever meet, curious about the world and all the cultures and histories and fucken smexxxxy in a hoodie. Has multiple pink florida shorts and even though he acts gay and retared he isn't ( the game part), he loles to work on himslef and fet better and gives back to the community, may or may not be racists, he comforts well and is understanding
He has a beautiful soul and a beautiful at of seeing life and will open u up so many new experiences, he will be the best thing that will ever happen to you.
He has a beautiful soul and a beautiful at of seeing life and will open u up so many new experiences, he will be the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Jack : " if João De Jesus was gay id hit that"
Bob : " nah he's just a little dyslexic, but he's the best person you'll ever know"
Bob : " nah he's just a little dyslexic, but he's the best person you'll ever know"
by He's my world March 27, 2024
Get the João De Jesusmug. 
when you see a person who's into you but you don't like try to come talk to you
"reeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
(different high pitched frequencies are key)
"reeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
(different high pitched frequencies are key)
by nohateonlyloveguysdontworry April 18, 2019
Get the de-mating callmug. That nauseated, there-is-no-hope feeling, that comes on after reading blogging that doesn't exactly cover the medium in glory.
Q: "Hey, man, haven't seen you post to the blogs in the last few days".
A: "Yeah. I had a research paper to do on Christian blogs, and I've still got a pretty bad case of mal de blog.
A: "Yeah. I had a research paper to do on Christian blogs, and I've still got a pretty bad case of mal de blog.
by Kurt Hagadakis February 24, 2010
Get the mal de blogmug. Juan de Dios is the most compassionate human being. He is funny and loves eating!! Juan de Dios loves girls. He likes to play computer. He is sensitive likes titanic movie.
He is handsome, intelligent and generous
He is handsome, intelligent and generous
by Irenediamondz January 8, 2022
Get the Juan de Diosmug. A guy that it's rich(or not) that brags about all the expensive stuff that he has like a spoiled brat that he is, all his stuff normaly its purchased with his dad's money(giving the name "filinho de papai" wich means "daddy's boy" )
Dude check my new rolex!
Bro stop being a filinho de papai you not even work, and brag as if you bough it yourself!
Bro stop being a filinho de papai you not even work, and brag as if you bough it yourself!
by Aquele cara ali January 7, 2018
Get the filinho de papaimug. by Mars_ December 27, 2019
Get the Beans de Assmug.