David

Ugly ahh piece of shit

4'1

cheats in wikipedia race

Person 1: You suck cock!!!
Person 2: Yeah my name is David, course I do.

by Sqirpion October 15, 2023

David Clark

Who is this David Clark guy? Is he a Jew? He liked one of my posts on Facebook. I didn’t even add anyone.

Do any of you UrbanDictionary Jews know him?

David Clark looks like a Jew?

by anonymous March 12, 2022

david gustafsson

So good you cant even

I cant even

Oh my good, I wish I would become a David Gustafsson!

by DeadInsideForAwhile December 21, 2016

David Ceja

David Ceja is that kid who thinks he is so good at soccer. And calls himself Messi even though he can't make a freeshot from 5 ft away. Also this kid is really stupid.

"Wow how did he miss that shot what a David Ceja,"said every good soccer player.

by Tur Stegen September 22, 2020

David

Is a literal fucking faggot

That dude is such a David.

by Cumondavid December 6, 2021

David Kawakami

One of the coolest, smartest and sweetest dude you will ever meet. He is someone who prob rick-rolled you at least once by now, and a guy who brags about everything he can think of.

David Kawakami: Yo have you checked my insta bio, I put my onlyfans account there
Some random guy: Interesting, *proceeds to click on the link and gets rick-rolled*

by Language artist September 21, 2020

smart david

A person that is very smart named David

Smart David is smarter than you think

by ______-___ April 7, 2019