Baby Bird

Ejaculating in the ass after anal. And then she squirts your cum from her anus into your own mouth.

See Scarlett Johansen? Id let her give me the Baby Bird.

by lil_BIG_dick January 17, 2018

dunger bird

From Australia. A blowfly that hangs around outback toilets.

Bloody hell .. I was having a crap and almost got eaten alive by the dunger birds

by Molinius May 4, 2018

bird

Do you not know what a bird is?

You stupid idiot that’s a bird.

by bequiet May 4, 2018

Bird fucker

Someone who has absolutely nothing better to do and is so bored that anything would preferable to the current situation

Man I'm bored but Connor over there is a plain as day bird fucker

by The Nice Meme Truck February 7, 2018

taxi bird

The girl or woman who is apparently the ugliest or the worse for wear in the club or other premises at the end of the night, which normally you wouldn't usually entertain or think about seeing her, but as you have little money at the end of the night and need to get home you flirt with her and tell her she is hot in order to get a free lift home.

Hey joe, I'm gonna need a taxi bird at end of night as I'm skint.

by singer61 May 5, 2018

Bird Pool

The ejaculation of semen into one owns belly button in the scenario of no hankys

Coronation Street was on and I hand no hankys, so I just Bird Pool it

by KenbearIreland December 30, 2016

to feed the birds

An excuse or answer to ANYTHING, use this phrase when someone asks you a question you don't know how to answer, or use it if you are caught doing something you aren't supposed to be doing.

man: why is there food all over the ground?
you: To feed the birds, why else?

by _IKnowWhatYouMeant_ January 1, 2017