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your dog is a hog 

when your dog gets transformed into a hog
after the term "your family tree is lgbt"
this is a term that should not be used lightly
it is more powerful than "your cat is fat"
David: '"Your mom gay lol"
John: " Your dad lesbian"
David: "No u"
John : " Your granny tranny"
David: "your grandpap is a trap"
John: "No u lol"
David: "don't make me say it" "your family tree is lgbt
John: * welp* "I guess your dog is a hog"
* all thicc bois reunite and create a universe*
*david gets placed in it*

Your ancestors incestors 

God in word form. Beats any and all insults thrown at you or any people you want to protect in a 5 mile radius.
"Your family tree lgbt" shivers in its presense.
Mark: "Ur mom gey xd"
Tom: "Do you really want me to bring out the trump card?"
Mark: "Ha! Your family tree lgbt"
Tom: "Your ancestors incestors."
*Mark, in an instant, ceases to exist and all his relatives are turned into a giant ball of energy wich continues to destroy any and all living beings and the universe as we know it*

Your mother gunnar

Tim: your granny a tranny
Bob: your mother gunnar!
Tim: 😪😣😣😔😔😞😞
Your mother gunnar by yeaaaok May 17, 2018

Your mom is not da bomb 

The ultimate argument ending comeback on Roblox. Those hit by this will instantly explode.
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : ur mum gay lmao
p$ss4munch3r5000 : no u

xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : ur granny tranny
p$ss4munch3r5000 : well guess what
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : what
p$ss4munch3r5000 : your mom is not da bomb
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : *combusts into giant flames and explodes*

your ancestry incestry 

The final comeback against any insult, its so powerful its defies the "no u" comeback of any sort.
"Hey Garry your mom gay"
" Hey Larry ur family tree LGBT"
" Hey Garry your ancestry incestry"

*Garry proceeds to explode into a million pieces and gets sucked into the void dimension with no possibilty of coming back into the human realm after getting destroyed beyond human comprehension*
your ancestry incestry by malma March 29, 2018

Your descendants peasants 

A comeback so bad that it can erase any being from existence with a single use. It is primarily used by North Korea as their trump card (get it?).
Matt: your mom gay
Joe: your granny tranny
Matt: your ancestors incestors
Joe: 'your descendants peasants'

*Matt slowly starts dying due to external and internal damage and his soul is taken to the depths of the Underworld where Hades assigns a special punishment whereby his soul will be razed by the Three Furies for eternity.*