meat cape

The giant layer of back fat on the morbidly obese, which impedes the ability to sit back in any seat of any kind.

"Yo, who Precious wearin' last night at the Oscars?"
"I don't know but that meat cape was on!"
"It looked like she had 50 gallons of chocolate pudding riding piggy back."

by pseusie March 7, 2010

Meat Weasel

A homosexual man who is also very thrifty and cheap.

That Meat Weasel has spent over an hour looking through the clearance rack.

by Hanz79 September 12, 2017

Ho Meat

The substance that makes up a real prostitute.

Look at that ass, she's got real grade A ho meat.

by AwesomeVillage January 20, 2009

meat pillows

another word for testicles.

My sausage is resting comfortably on its meat pillows.

by pryopzm December 24, 2013

meat shoppe

a meat shoppe is a gay fudge packer porn shop, only gay SHNITS and viagra boys use, usially found on the outskirts of a town or island.

gay porn store

fuck wong! get out of the meat shoppe, you basher

by J-BOMB January 27, 2004

meat hugging

when one is excessively sucking up to another guy bc they want to suck their dick

Hey don't make fun of him. "Boy stop meat hugging before I get all up on that ass boy"

by meat hugger January 17, 2015

Defrost meat

A great excuse to bail on dinner plans when the only person that responds to your group message is the person you don't want to have dinner with.

Sorry Chris I forget I already defrost meat

by whatever dog January 19, 2016