Tommy Beers is the name of the world champion beer smasher. He is always bringing the beers for the boys and drinking majority of them.
by slayqueenslayer March 21, 2024
Get the Tommy Beers mug.DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER is a Deltarune meme with Asgore Dreemurr, Father of Kris Dreemurr the Protaganist of Deltarune and Asriel Dreemurr, Ex Husband of Toriel Dreemurr running over Dess Holiday, Thought to be the Roaring Knight and Haunts the entire game, She was the sister of Noelle Holiday, One of the main characters starting from Chapter 2 and the Daughter of Rudy and Carol Holiday, The lyric mentions the Bergun-Truck, Asgores truck used to kill Dess Holiday, and interpreted as a Ford F150, The animation Involves Asgore looking forward and turning right in our direction and smiling, Then cuts to him Driving and implied to be drunk by the lyric, we him from behind with his arm tight on the wheel showing his veins, A dashboard ornament of Kris wearing a red headband with horns can be seen along with a piece of unknown material with the words I pic of a heart my family, this is taking place in a dark forest at night, Dess is running from Asgore and also throws a rock at his car but a few moments later gets run over with us first seeing her turn back and have a pizza tower like face but then we see a splash of blood indicating her demise.
by Braindead Deltarune Fan October 5, 2025
Get the DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER mug.K- we only have beers
T- i don’t drink beer, can i get a water or something?
K- no let me just mix you up a Beer shandy
T- i don’t drink beer, can i get a water or something?
K- no let me just mix you up a Beer shandy
by maguyvahhh October 15, 2025
Get the beer shandy mug.Beer Budget is typically the most important part of your budget, unless you live in a Libtard state where you are forced to pay $15 for a pack of smokes, in which case your Smoke Budget is more important. For some reason, Democrat leaders believe that Cigarettes are bad for you, but from my personal experience, its quite the opposite.
Without your beer budget, there would be no positives left in life. Life is about 2 things. Beer and Pussy. Sorry I mean Beer and Work. Without beer you can't work, without work, you can't afford your beer budget. Its really like an abusive relationship where your Woman doesn't let you fuck her for some unapparent reason. At least with the Work-Beer relationship, you get both, with a Sexless Marriage, you put in the effort, but you don't get to put your dick in her.
Without your beer budget, there would be no positives left in life. Life is about 2 things. Beer and Pussy. Sorry I mean Beer and Work. Without beer you can't work, without work, you can't afford your beer budget. Its really like an abusive relationship where your Woman doesn't let you fuck her for some unapparent reason. At least with the Work-Beer relationship, you get both, with a Sexless Marriage, you put in the effort, but you don't get to put your dick in her.
Billy- "My Beer Budget is out, FUCK!"
Cody- "What you gonna do, you need beer!"
Billy- "Im gonna head on down to that name bodega and rob their asses."
Cody- "As long as you get that 30 rack, thats all that matters!"
Billy- "Damn Straight!"
Cody- "What you gonna do, you need beer!"
Billy- "Im gonna head on down to that name bodega and rob their asses."
Cody- "As long as you get that 30 rack, thats all that matters!"
Billy- "Damn Straight!"
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
Get the Beer Budget mug.A Root Beer Float is when poop and jizz are mixed. First recognized as a teen when one had to hide themselves in the bathroom to masturbate. One would sit on the toilet with a dump in the water, proceed to masturbate and turn around to jizz on to the poop in the toilet. This creates a mixture of brown and white that looks similar to everybody's favorite cold treat, a root beer float.
by R Fizzle November 16, 2025
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by STRXCHbeatz December 8, 2025
Get the Beer Dot mug.A jug of fermented piss that sits under the desk. At one point, a gamer was either too lazy to go to the bathroom or didn't want to take a break and risk losing. In typical gamer fashion they are a slob and never bothered to get rid of it and so it has sat there brewing until a brave soul comes to dispose of it.
Derek needs to find a different hobby. He spends 12 hours a day playing video games and I found a few gamer beers brewing in his closet.
Some degenerate left a gamer beer at the Internet Cafe. If they ever find out who did it I hope they get banned and put on the blog of shame.
Some degenerate left a gamer beer at the Internet Cafe. If they ever find out who did it I hope they get banned and put on the blog of shame.
by Suckmytoes_77 December 9, 2025
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