A popped egg** is a cataclysmic gym related event when a steroidal gym man gets a Humpty Dumpty Pump(ty) but instead of dumpting he pops like a microwaved egg. The peasant non-popped eggs look on with a combination of awe and terror.
**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!
**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!
Oy, look at me boiz, I’m a fu*#^ng popped egg!!!
Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!
The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.
Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!
Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!
The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.
Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!
by ShookWooker April 8, 2021
Get the Popped Eggmug. A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you butted into a conversation you had no business butting into in the first place"
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?
Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw since you came from a great cosmic egg, you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw since you came from a great cosmic egg, you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
by Sexydimma May 16, 2016
Get the you came from a great cosmic eggmug. Slang: Supermarket eggs with googly eyes that couple up with names such as oofphelia and oofscar. Find Oofarens complaining to store managers worldwide about oof eggs and get yours today!!
Orginates from the Latin origin of oof.
Orginates from the Latin origin of oof.
I went to the store to buy oof eggs and had to complain to the manager about one of them having just one eye
by Oofing oof cakes February 16, 2021
Get the Oof Eggsmug. by Epic fortnite win June 17, 2019
Get the Eggmug. 
Something that wants to grow a pair of balls and a dick but was born the wrong sex. A female that had a Dutch boy haircut as a kid and thought it made her tough.
The Reptilian boy girl still calls itself a female now, but give it time, and when imitating tomboys is no longer getting it attention, it will most likely try and grow a dick and balls and call itself something besides a female or an egg.
by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021
Get the Eggmug.