Saskatchewan Syndrome

The effects of staying in Canada's most boring province for too long. Symptoms may include: Nausea, Boredom, Obesity, Severe headaches,Excessive fido fornication, and in severe cases losing your mind completley. Can be cured by moving somewhere populated, more exciting or beautiful

Doctor: Hmm, you say that he has been living in Regina for two months now? That explains it...I'm sorry M'am, your son has Saskatchewan Syndrome. I think if you want to cure him...move him somewhere very populated.

by Justine_Hawley March 2, 2009

peer's syndrome

need to constantly PEE!, specific to old people, also common in women of any age!

my poor old dead, dad would never leave the house because of peer's syndrome.

is your dad incontinent? -naw, its' just peer's syndrome

by michael foolsley July 13, 2011

Caveman Syndrome

Either chronic or situational, caveman syndrome causes the victim to have the need to shit almost continuously. While diarrhea is more commonly an immediate and short-lived (for the lucky ones) experience, caveman can be describe properly as multiple fecal instances spread more or less evenly throughout the day. Caveman syndrome is predominantly exuded by those with a fast metabolism.

Guy 1: Damn, I've had to shit like 10 times today, but none have been satisfying!

Guy 2: Caveman syndrome for sure.

Guy 1: I gotta shit again.

by Captain Slippyfist October 20, 2010

Sapp syndrome

When a person has teeth resembling a beaver or horse.

Damn, look at that girl she must suffer from Sapp syndrome.

by I_pay_rent August 20, 2011

Bella Syndrome

When a girl is stuck in a love triangle with a dead guy, and an annoying that pretends he cares about her issues that also has some type of animal connection.

Dude Elliot so has Bella syndrome now thanks to Todd.

by Death of a sellsman April 29, 2011

UßerLeetness Syndrome

Someone who thinks they are the best at a game, be it of the video, computer, or card/board variety. When someone with this syndrome loses a game, or is losing they call you a cheater and yell and curse at you. Seeing how they think they are better than everyone else at a peticular (or all) games.

"Damn This Game, it cheats I swear!" "It doesn't cheat, you just dont know how to play well enough. You Ußerleetness Syndrome headed fool."

by MercenaryNym aka DJ NYTDDS October 28, 2006

stendhal syndrome

When someone is so impressed and in awe of something of artistic value that they start to show manical syndromes. Patients sometimes even become aggressive.

After he saw the painting 'Who's afraid of red yellow and blue?' he maniacally attacked the painting and stabbed it several times and thus developed the stendhal syndrome.

by Doris smartypants February 14, 2007