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Jovian Duck

A metaphor for something recognizable but which cannot possibly be that thing. Implies that you should be careful of the thing, precisely because it cannot be what you recognize it to be.
If, however, you are encountering something that quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and craps like a duck swirling around Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the one thing you should definitely conclude is that you’re not dealing with a duck. In fact, you should probably back away slowly and keep your distance until you figure out what you are dealing with, because there’s no f*cking way a duck could have evolved in the Jovian atmosphere. You are encountering a Jovian Duck. gently edited from Peter Watts
by undefining orthodoxy June 21, 2022
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Speakin duck

Talking nonsense. Talking shit. Talking out of your ass. All mean the same thing. Used when someone says some crazy shit..
Person 1: “Aye what the move is tonight?”
Person 2: “I got us a table at club E11EVEN, we gone live it up tonight.”
Person 1: “You cap jitt, you broke asl where you got the money for a table from??
Person 3: “NoKap, that boy be speakin DUCK.”
by Speaking duck June 23, 2022
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Duck

A quacking monster. Demands bread. Pecks you to death if not. Baby duckings fall into sewage drains, please call the fire department if that happens.
Why is there a duck--HEY!! Stop pecking me, insolent duck!
by bubbly_tastes_like_shit June 23, 2022
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Daffy duck

Making someone gag to the sound fx of daffy duck during oral sex
Dam last night I had the best time ever

I think my date loved it even more I gagged them and they sounded like daffy duck it was a right Looney tune
by Accoustic Legend June 26, 2022
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GET YOUR DUCK SICK

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

IF YOU SWAP THE LETTER D FROM DUCK AND S FROM SICK

YOULL GET
GET YOUR DICK SUCK!!
GET YOUR DUCK SICK!
AZNPAINTRAIN: IM TRYING TO GET MY DUCK SICK FROM DAT SNOW ❄️ BUNNY!

G-SPOT : DAMN SO YOU WANNA GET YOUR DICK SUCK FROM OLE MOOSE KNUCKLE!
AZNPAINTRAIN: HELL YEAH
G-SPOT: RUMORS HAS IT HER SHIT SMELL LIKE NUOC MAM AKA FISH SAUCE!
by anonymous July 1, 2022
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GET YOUR DUCK SICK

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

IF YOU SWAP THE LETTER D FROM DUCK AND S FROM SICK

YOULL GET
GET YOUR DICK SUCK!!
GET YOUR DUCK SICK!
AZNPAINTRAIN: IM TRYING TO GET MY DUCK SICK FROM DAT SNOW ❄️ BUNNY!

G-SPOT : DAMN SO YOU WANNA GET YOUR DICK SUCK FROM OLE MOOSE KNUCKLE!
AZNPAINTRAIN: HELL YEAH
G-SPOT: RUMORS HAS IT HER SHIT SMELL LIKE NUOC MAM AKA FISH SAUCE!
by anonymous July 1, 2022
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Duck Bucket

When you're head down, ass up in a shot!
I like this shot so much I Duck Bucket it every chance I get.
by Janie the original Moore July 3, 2022
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