Retarded Surprise

finding money in your pocket

Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*

Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.

by J a w s h October 29, 2010

Retard

The insane amount of stupidity that a person possesses.

Fuck off Jay Francis Augustine Iturralde you fucking retard!

by HaKdogMen January 17, 2020

Retard

Madison

This girl I’m talking to named Madison is such a retard

by Jakiah June 15, 2020

Retard

Someone who searches retard on urban dictionary

You, for searching retard on urban dictionary

by kgshseagyioskulsvduifdjhlFUGEO February 13, 2018

Retard

Probably your friend that just searched up "loli hentai" unironically

"bruh im such a retard"

by Shriggaslayer69 October 13, 2019

Retard

Madi

Friend: What does a pineapple grow on?
Madi (retard) : A BUSH!
Internet: Pineapples grow on a houseplant.

by Emmy03 February 22, 2019

Retard

Retard is when someone kills you with a paperclip!

Like WOW bogdan sure is a retard

by Ga(y)mermaid September 10, 2019