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Sad pocket

When ur really looking forward to eating dinner when you get home, and turns out horrible. So then in your grieving state you're forced to eat a hot pocket = sad pocket
My dinner turned out so horrible, I had to make a sad pocket instead
by Luvz131313 February 1, 2021
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Pocket Blimp

When you have a boner so big that you can see it through a guys pants from like 20 yards away.
Holy shit! Did you see Josh’s pocket blimp?!”
by BonierRope February 15, 2020
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Shakey Pocket

When you are in a random group chat and it’s randomly active while on silent. (Other words be “my phone blowing up” or even “vibrating pocket”
Boss: what’s going on?
Me: sorry I think I was added to a group chat I got the “shakey pocket”
by Wittlewobbles93 January 20, 2023
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Pocket Rockets

Pocket Rocket is an expression used in Poker (Texas Holdem) when you get dealt a pair of aces. This is the best possible starting hand. It can also be referred to when people get extremely lucky (because the odds of getting dealt a pair of aces are minimal). For example being born with great looks or qualities.
Girl: You're so freaking handsome!
Guy: thanks, I guess you can say God dealt me some Pocket Rockets at birth.
Girl: OMG, he certainly did!
by CockblockerT January 2, 2017
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Oven Pocket

A place for a woman to hide a discerete item but fears an anal search.
Catherine put her cell phone in her oven pocket when getting patted down by officers.
by Slock81 September 6, 2020
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California hot pocket

An sexual activity involving two men, where one shits in the other's asshole and then fucks him in the asshole
"dude, I gave Dwayne a mean California hot pocket last night"
by anonymous February 15, 2024
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When you tell someone that they have had enough of their shit talk
Samuel: your a loser LLL i bet-
James: Shh! ZIP IT LOCK IT PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET!
by Pen farmer May 30, 2024
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