Cracking Jack

The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.

Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.

Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"

"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"

by J. Gam January 18, 2008

ass crack ugly

When “ugly” just doesn’t fully describe it !

Man , that girl was ass crack ugly !

by Cam11 September 6, 2019

bustin out the crack

More bussin than even bussin itself

Man that gruyere cheese is bustin out the crack, you better gobble some up

by DutchKlok July 16, 2021

twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.

Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

Cheap crack

Any white powder (usually chalk dust or drywall) sprayed with a few or more chemicals such that when it’s snorted it causes a high. Usually a much more dangerous high and since no two batches are the same it can become highly addictive.

You need to ease off the cheap crack I heard it’s far more addictive.

by CuteLilTato November 20, 2017

blow crack

When ones whistle is in the act of whistling and thus produces a crack is the whistle tune ending in a C minor key. Highly similar to that of 12 year old boy going through puberty attempting to talk.

"Did you hear that refs blow crack, his whistle must be really messed up!"

by Andacay Olliercay May 12, 2018

Hacked and Cracked

Adjective,

A homebrew version of a system or game that has been modified to the point where it's barely recognisable. It is usually created with little care, and to chaotic, completely foreseen effect.

"We're going to play my new hacked and cracked version of D & D. I haven't tested it yet, but I think it will be WILD!"

by The Backstreet Net January 30, 2024