Oh la la! Un autre embouteillage?! Mon chef va me foutre à la Porte si j'arrive en retard! (Oh god, another traffic jam?! My boss is going to sack me if I arrive late!)
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an expression commonly said when showing astonishment or disbelief, or in other cases, disappointment or excitement.
“why do I hear high heels clicking in the distance?” you look around.
click click click click.
a figure approaches.
you watch as the figure walks towards you, strutting flawlessly as the clicks of the high heels increase in volume.
As the person approaches you, they come to a sudden stop with a loud echoing click of the heel.
you stare for a moment.
“oh my lordy lord!” they exclaim loudly and suddenly in a dramatic and sassy voice, almost in disgust, whipping their head away from you and quickly extending out their arm, the palm of their hand inches from your face.
a short but long silence passes, but the atmosphere is thick with your confusion.
They turn, their back facing you, and begin strutting away.
they make their way back from where they emerged from the shadows, and the clicking dissipates in the distance as you watch them disappear.
“WTF BRO 😭😭” you say.
THE END
click click click click.
a figure approaches.
you watch as the figure walks towards you, strutting flawlessly as the clicks of the high heels increase in volume.
As the person approaches you, they come to a sudden stop with a loud echoing click of the heel.
you stare for a moment.
“oh my lordy lord!” they exclaim loudly and suddenly in a dramatic and sassy voice, almost in disgust, whipping their head away from you and quickly extending out their arm, the palm of their hand inches from your face.
a short but long silence passes, but the atmosphere is thick with your confusion.
They turn, their back facing you, and begin strutting away.
they make their way back from where they emerged from the shadows, and the clicking dissipates in the distance as you watch them disappear.
“WTF BRO 😭😭” you say.
THE END
by shiny 🤖 October 21, 2022
“yeah Gloffi-oh stole my bitch again bro…gotta stop bringing him around the ladies”
“Gloffi-oh ain't no hitter, Gloffi-oh ain't this, Gloffi-oh a fake…STFU y’all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet. Shootin' at the police n shit. I'm not fuckin' playin' no more, know Gloffi-oh roll with Lil Reese and them..“
“Glo gang GBE 300 bang bang Sosa”
“Gloffi-oh ain't no hitter, Gloffi-oh ain't this, Gloffi-oh a fake…STFU y’all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet. Shootin' at the police n shit. I'm not fuckin' playin' no more, know Gloffi-oh roll with Lil Reese and them..“
“Glo gang GBE 300 bang bang Sosa”
by Gloseph October 10, 2024