Jake

A massive cunt that should have been swallowed. If not swallowed, this "jake" will grow into a large pointless waste of skin, consuming the life of women by deteriorating their self-esteem through unappreciation, name calling, and the typical annoyance. Commonly compared to a vampire or parasite.. example:"My boyfriend Jake is a life-sucking vampire." Example: "Jake is such a f***ing parasite."

...."Jake is such a parasite!"

by Adubbxx February 14, 2018

jake richter

a simp. really nice to blonde girls but is mean to most others. very popular and a slight alcoholic.

“did you hear that jake richter is dating rachel?”

by hugo frank May 8, 2021

Jake

A guy who is really sweet, caring, and just hella amazing. He is willing to talk to you, and respects you (depends)!

Heyo thats jake.

by Madddddddd May 6, 2021

Jake pault

The cult that worships our lord and savior jake holy Paul. Logan has been shunned

You must show your dedication to the jake pault . 👏Jake Paul

by Eh not important June 2, 2018

Jake

Jake is a freshman who is funny. Jake likes basketball and is a good friend.

Jake ate my socks today.

by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023

Jake paul

When someone is dumb you can just call him jake paul

Dumb person: I love ricegum
Normal person: damn jake paul

by Ahmedmost August 6, 2020

Jake and Josh

What my ELA teacher calls drake and Josh while trying to be “cool”

Have you seen jake and Josh lately

by CHEERIO YEET March 13, 2019