by Ar10jeebus June 11, 2024
Get the Dry Fire Aboutmug. If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.
For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
by LordJenal December 17, 2023
Get the Your shitty makeup is gonna get me firedmug. by Daddydurabledildo January 1, 2024
Get the fire alarm sexmug. by daxx3106 June 7, 2018
Get the fire hydrantmug. by Go home ball July 24, 2025
Get the Breathing firemug. 
