What you're really taking out with a policy from The Prudential or Lloyd's Of London, since people will likely try to bump you off in order to collect on said policy.
Many murder cases highlighted on TV programs like Unsolved Mysteries and Forensic Files involve homicide-investigations into the deceased person's death insurance beneficiaries.
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Ryan: Sorry, man. That's my bad. I got the Stream of Death while I was scrolling through tinder on the seat.
Jack: No worries, bro. The dog will lick it up.
Ryan: Sorry, man. That's my bad. I got the Stream of Death while I was scrolling through tinder on the seat.
Jack: No worries, bro. The dog will lick it up.
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Get the Death mug.The news tells you people dont like to talk about death. If that was true, people would never talk about death, and yet, people talk about death all the time, to the point it's not interesting. People dont like to talk about sex and crazy people, but they love to talk about death.
Talking about death is dull, but people still love to talk about death and taxes for some reason. Death, taxes, and sports, three of the least interesting subjects seem to be the ones the most people talk about. You dont hear many people talk about bugs, trees, amphibians, or unicycles, they dont like to talk about those things (out loud) the way you hear people talk about death, taxes, and sports.
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