Smearing Cookies

A term used to describe the sexual act undercover lesbians partake in behind their boyfriend’s back. When one scummy butch vagina wraps it’s creamy lips around another secret lesbians crotch flaps and with deep quiet panting produces a creamy smear similar to the filling of an Oreo cookie. Beware: these movements may produce a slight “pbbbfft” noise and may smell similar to opening a fresh jar of pickles.

“Yo have you seen Brae lately? Yeah last I heard she was sucking D for heroin and smearing cookies with that gypsy chick behind the dumpster at Circle K in Fountain Hills”

by Phil Shtick June 8, 2018

Pink cookie

A cookie that is pink...

What did you think you were going to find?

My mother showed me her pink cookie today.

by Elddccs June 9, 2018

Scooping Cookies

The occasional grab and squeeze of a man's testicles in a loving and gentle way.

She always scooping cookies when we cooking in the kitchen.

When we in da club and she scooping cookies you know she want that D.

by PokerBabeBoss July 3, 2018

it cookies

It cookies Is da best cookies.
Typo of "it's"

"So what are those? They it cookies"

by AH YEAHHH March 10, 2018

storage cookie

The cookie that Stephen stores in the upper part of his mouth while he is performing a magic trick that involves drinking milk

Stupid Stephen, I saw your storage cookie. You suck at magic.

by Dane Smokes Weed XD July 16, 2018

Monday Cookie

A shot of bourbon Monday morning

Paul: Hey John how are you doing today?

John: Great, just had my Monday cookie and I am ready to go!

by Racecur September 22, 2018

Ass cookie

Soften stool that depicts the look and feel of a cookie.

My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.

Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.

by MarinaCityBrian December 22, 2018