Cookie Critic

This is just a sugar coated term for gacha whore or in other terms a whale.
P1: I ONLY WANTED SOME PNG WAIFUS MAN
P2: stfu cookie critic
by BruhYeetSkrrt February 28, 2020
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lemon cookie pebbles

Type of cart that taste like lemon cookie pebbles
Dam bro you have lemon cookie pebbles let me get a hit!
by Stoners fun July 24, 2022
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Chocolate chip cookie

Poopy Vagina, when you go down on a girl and she has shit in her vagina
He was dissapointed that her Cookie was a acually a Chocolate chip cookie
by ThatOneGuy84930 February 23, 2025
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cookie king

Motherfucker that waddles like a penguin, doesn’t know how to style clothes and has eyes very close to each other. If he doesn’t like the walking dead then he isn’t a “cookie king”
Did you see that weirdo cookie king on TikTok?

Nah man
by MAG666 April 26, 2024
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Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.
Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.
by Certified Hunni March 12, 2024
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Cookie Wookie

Is a sexual move made buy a man with a beard and a woman with a tanned vagina buy him planting his face on the vagina and howling like a wookie.
She says"Will you howl like a wookie on my vagina?"
He says"Do you mean a Cookie Wookie?"
She says" Sure."
He says" WHAYYYYYYYYYYYY"
by Sunnykittyshine October 27, 2019
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