closet bitch

A girl who appears to be very nice and friendly but is secretly extremely hateful and dislikes everyone whom she pretends to be nice to.

Austin was convinced Anna was an angel until she slapped him in the face for no apparent reason, that's when he realized she was a closet bitch

by barrettday69 March 16, 2010

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harley bitch

Any chick who thinks she is bad because she rides on the back of a harley

She is a nasty Harley bitch!

by Weasel67 July 24, 2016

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Bitch Bacon

1. A greasy penis, whether it be because one masturbated with butter or crisco; or because the hair gel used on one's pubes sweated onto the penis.

2. A penis reserved for thicker women.

1. Whoa Jim! You better put your pants on before I squirt some soap on your greasy bitch bacon. You need to clean that thing up!

2. Suzy, you get your skinny ass off my bitch bacon right now, you know I only like porky polly's!

by assman8407 August 13, 2010

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Truth Bitch

Someone who only picks truth in truth or dare.

Man, playing truth or dare with Cassidy was boring; she's such a truth bitch.

by Dare Whore November 29, 2010

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Portable Bitch

An antisocialite trapped in a sick socialite's world.

Someone who doesn't want to be a socialite but lives in a world where socialites surround him/her.

A person who hates socialite habits but doesn't discriminate.

Someone who is hateful of social climbers

Lindsay Lohan's character in the movie 'Mean Girls' resembles an antisocialite trapped in a socialite's world. She must be a good old portable bitch.

by Tonskie January 14, 2008

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