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Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.
Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Banana Sentence: “Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision? Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler? Guy 1: *kills himself*”
by FrnkIero_eyebrows March 4, 2017
mugGet the bananamug.

Banana

A) a curved berry (yes berry retard, because it doesn't have seeds) considered to be fruit that can be sliced up or eaten whole.
B) a penis or dildo slang term
A) "Man, am I hungry for that banana salad!"
B) "Hey baby, can I suck on the banana for you?"
by SirBell May 27, 2016
mugGet the Bananamug.

Banana

The thing that sometimes men and women use as a substitute for a dick.
by CringeMasterInfinite October 13, 2018
mugGet the Bananamug.

Hostile banana

A big, fully erect cock that Choke's any girl that deep throat it.
I made Sara choke on my big, hostile banana.
by Rick wtb dick September 15, 2020
mugGet the Hostile bananamug.

Ratchet Banana Festival

It's Conspiracy; Shook af
Bryan: Did you goto the Ratchet Banana Festival?
Dylan: I don't want to talk about it.
by JuiceTinTime March 14, 2018
mugGet the Ratchet Banana Festivalmug.

chocolate banana

the act of shoving a banana up someone's ass and then eating it
i did a chocolate banana on my cousin yesterday
by cock!?! March 15, 2021
mugGet the chocolate bananamug.

Banana Roofer

A smooth-brained individual who fucks everything up on a consistent level.
Get a load of this fuckin' banana Roofer.
by Banana Roofer June 11, 2021
mugGet the Banana Roofermug.

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