Apple

An idiotic fruit with a very low IQ

Apple is joining the game!

by QHarp September 22, 2025

Apple

to take a massive bite out of something while holding it in your palm

did you just apple that pineapple? what the fuck is wrong with you?

by WaffleCo December 30, 2019

Bad Apple

Nagareteku toki no naka de demo
Kedarusa ga hora guruguru mawatte
Watashi kara hanareru kokoro mo
Mienaiwa sou shiranai?
Jibun kara ugoku koto mo naku
Toki no sukima ni nagasare tsuzukete
Shiranai wa mawari no koto nado
Watashi wa watashi sore dake

Bad Apple

by lucidwhuutt0_0 (#1 PURPLE FAN) June 30, 2025

Johny Apple Swoll

A nickname for someone who works out and gets swoll like a beast, and plants the seeds of determination in all that observe him.

Dude 1: "bro look at that little guy over there he is so small but he's benching like 315!"

Dude 2: "I am so ready to work out now! that guy is a total Johny Apple Swoll

by DutchBeats May 3, 2011

apple pie a la mope

When crying at three in the morning and eating a depression meal.

Friend 1: what did you do last night?
Friend 2: I had an apple pie a la mope

by Queen Onion March 18, 2020

Chemical Apple

When someone is afraid of chemicals based on feelings instead of logic

quick history: On facebook somebody posted the chemical composition of an apple in an anti-vaccination group and said 'this is what they put in vaccines', which caused people to be upset not knowing its just an apple

A: I heard there is no proof that microplastics are harmful in the long term
B: Plastic in your brain and blood isn't harmful? are you joking?
A: Chemical Apple.

T: I think i drank too much hydrogen dioxide (water)
R: THATS AWFUL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
P: You're such a chemical apple, if urban dictionary didn't make me write this awkward section id be a lot happier

by kohnik March 10, 2025

apple math

Apple's version of math.

8 gb of ram > 16 gb of ram according to apple math!

by samsungpeasant64 April 24, 2025