american armed forces

Like the Canadian Armed Forces but better

the American armed forces will fight for any area that has oil to be "taken"

by Teevee360 February 1, 2017

American rubber

A condom.

Person: I had sex last night with this girl who insisted we use an American rubber so I took it off at the last second
Person 2: that's fucking evil

by Datboii2344 July 16, 2023

American Cure-All

The practice of taking a couple Advil pills and “sleeping it off” Usually performed by an individual that experiences a pain that should warrant a hospital visit, but the individual cannot afford a hospital bill.

Greg fell down the stairs last night. He could barely walk after and I wanted to take him to the hospital , but he did the American Cure-All and walked out of the house this morning like nothing was wrong.

by Glarfl January 25, 2024

american afterburner

When you're having sex with your parter and you fart mid stoke you use that extra sauce to fuel a full powered thrust

Last night after I eat a bowl of 3 alarm chili, I gave Susie an American afterburner.

by farmer1069 May 15, 2018

american schools

a school but in america

homie:yo
quiet kid: hi
homie:you ugly foo get rid of ya yeeyee ass haircut
quiet kid: bouta become a new american schools

homie: tf that mean?
quiet kid: time for the firing range

by mexicanfoxnigga March 3, 2021

American Football

Fucking boring. Its called football yet they dont use their feet. If you are struggling to sleep just put a game of american football on and youll be sleeping by the end of the first quater.

American football is fucking shit

by Simple fakts April 4, 2021

Americans love the monarchy

Do we? I've never heard that! Ever!

Hym "DO Americans love the monarchy? I don't know, I mean, maybe if you had a hot princess or something but nah... Don't give a fuck about a monarch. I find the insinuation that God would choose anyone other than me insulting! My genes are superior and my intellect is unparalleled! But I'll tell you what: If you get yourselves a hot princess... I will marry her and set the world proper. "

by Hym Iam April 21, 2024