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Yo Mama’s Mattress

A raggedy sleeper silverado with squeaky steering.
I see ‘Yo Mama’s Mattress’ at ‘The People’s Track’!
by htx_whiterice on Insta March 22, 2021
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Yo. Snap. Whassa matta hamma

I just burned you, what are you gonna do about it
Person1: u ugly
Person2: not as ugly as you! Yo. Snap. Whassa matta hamma

Person1: bruh
by Nubnoob9 February 27, 2023
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yo mama

the beginning of a funny and weird joke
yo mama so fat when thanos snapped his fingers she only lost weight!
by bobby lulu May 6, 2019
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"Yo no sabia"...the eternal atake 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:"Yo no sabia"...the eternal atake 《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Yo

by Retrometro June 18, 2018
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can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)
girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021
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