David Monkypants is a man known for having an impossibly large left-curving penis, accompanied by anger issues.
If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.
If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.
by wibbawobba June 7, 2024
Get the David Monkypantsmug. The David Lyons Complex is what can be seen in those individuals that most certainly like the same gender, but will never admit it. People who are living this complex usually have man buns and have foot fetishes.
"Did you see that guy with the man bun who was giving that poor kid a yee yee ass haircut? Definition of The David Lyons Complex."
by The Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo April 14, 2021
Get the The David Lyons Complexmug. by Quandle Dingles 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫 July 1, 2023
Get the davidmug. 
Disgusting pervert who got away with some of the most revolting crimes for so many years. Why? He was a London Metropolitan police officer who carried a gun around protecting important UK Goverment buildings. It was this role that he used to hide his true colours. He worked in the same department of his police force as his sick colleague Wayne Couzens. He was referred to by his work colleagues as "Bastard Dave." All his victims thought they'd never be believed thanks to his policing role.
The crimes he committed were 80 sexual offences including at least 48 counts of rape against 12 women between 2003 and 2020 (17 years). Some of these offences were multiple incident offences and so less overall charges. The filthy bastard would force his victims to drink his piss and sometimes directly into their mouths, lock them in tiny cupboards for hours to use as slaves and make them clean his house naked. He would repeatedly rape them. In some cases he would dictate when they ate and slept. He threatened to kill them if they didn't comply. What a nasty fucking piece of work. Thankfully he admitted to the charges and a conviction was secured and he has gained national and some international attention so one can name and shame this freak as much as they like. He will likely spend the rest of his days behind bars. Filthy fucking pig.
The crimes he committed were 80 sexual offences including at least 48 counts of rape against 12 women between 2003 and 2020 (17 years). Some of these offences were multiple incident offences and so less overall charges. The filthy bastard would force his victims to drink his piss and sometimes directly into their mouths, lock them in tiny cupboards for hours to use as slaves and make them clean his house naked. He would repeatedly rape them. In some cases he would dictate when they ate and slept. He threatened to kill them if they didn't comply. What a nasty fucking piece of work. Thankfully he admitted to the charges and a conviction was secured and he has gained national and some international attention so one can name and shame this freak as much as they like. He will likely spend the rest of his days behind bars. Filthy fucking pig.
by TheFunnyGuy88 January 16, 2023
Get the David Carrickmug. David herman is the modern day King David Sent by shiva to be the Only true God of the world. You can find him in some place in Ohio USA
He has a brother but he is the only True GOD just THE DAVID HERMAN can give life and take it..
He has a brother but he is the only True GOD just THE DAVID HERMAN can give life and take it..
The king david Herman will be praised
by anonymous March 29, 2023
Get the David Hermanmug. 