q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work

Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am

Guy 2: q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

by Nightsky6 April 26, 2022

J-Standing

Smelling so bad that you’re eyes become attracted to minors.

*A year 12 asks for a year 9’s Snapchat*
Person: That guy’s J-Standing.

by NJP Gaming April 17, 2019

J-Wagg

1. The act of accidentally shitting your pants.

Did you see Johnny? From the smell of him he must have J-Wagged in his pants.

Dude, Mark totally J-Wagged in his pants today.

by DustMasterrrrrrr February 19, 2011

Damon j

A burnt black jew whose ashy elbows activate the power of vishnu's fat wet penis. When he rubs his magical elbows together, eveyone withing a fifteen foot radius get covered with a thick layer of golden, sticky, hindu cum.

"Oh no! Damon J is hella gay!" "He rubbed his elbows together and now i'm moister than a tube of bengay!"

by RootinTootinPutin🇷🇺 September 27, 2018

j gaming

j gaming

"j gaming"

by taksheel sethi June 17, 2023

S e m a j

I made this for fun, and for no other purpose.

Man, this is S e m a j!

by just some random drywall October 21, 2020

J own ya

Derogitory rewording of the name Johah. Humorous way of trying to belittle or talk shit in font of others to a person with that name whom you believe to have you under thumb

She resented her husband for husband started calling him J own ya

by Notso May 22, 2022