i want to die

your response to being here to long

guy: lets go to urban dictionary!
(1 hour later)
guy: i want to die!

by rubythecatgirl August 16, 2018

I heart Boobs

The art of hearting boobs. Also changing the word indoors to I heart boobs. A very amusing quote from Celebrity Jeopardy.

Trebeck: Sean Conerry you wrote, good lord you wrote indoors thats pheunominal, are we recording this. Lets see what you wagered. I heart Boobs. Thats beautiful.

by Peter December 19, 2004

I was like

I said. Used when recounting something said, to idicate that the dialogue to follow may be a paraphrase.

Yesterday, Jesse pulled my hair again, and I was like "You are annoying"!

by Nicole Mitchell January 6, 2008

i'm fucked!

ideally no way to win or succede
being without an out or escape

i wrecked my old man's t-bird, now i'm fucked!
i got john's old lady pregnant i'm fucked!
the kid's don't have school today i'm fucked!
oh no there's jenny i'm fucked!

by LesCrapp May 27, 2006

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck

not caring about someone, something, or situation.
but expressing your uncaring attitude beyond the standard "i dont give a shit."

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck.

by strawberrkillfruit December 18, 2010

I told u I was hardcore

Some guy into the internet and doing drugs decided to overdose while on an internet chat and webcam.

"i told u i was hardcore" were among his last words.

by buryme September 4, 2003

I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!

A famous and funny thing Light says in the show Death Note. "I'll be solving math equations with my left hand and eating with my right." "I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!"

your friend:
What?! You forgot your math homework and home? What are you gonna do?!

you:
I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!

by hn9090 May 20, 2009