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The composite set list of an end-stage open mic.
Sooner or later, every open mic is abandoned to the Ordure of the Night's Template!
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Night Gardener

Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night

Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023
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Night you out

Knock you out, send you into a coma, smack you up, send you dizzy, wanting to fight, black out.
I’ll absolutely night you out till you can’t get up.
I was absolutely nighted out last night after them drinks.

I sent one man on a night out after one lick into his jaw
by Jamal92st October 9, 2020
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PENIS NIGHT

A night when the lads get together and sings along to “Resputin” while dancing around a fire doing the classic “Penis Dance”.
Ryan” Yo ribbie u sliding to penis night?”

Ribbie”fuck ya, I live penis night!”
by PENIS NIGHT January 29, 2024
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Night-Queer

A particularly dark skinned homosexual, prodominantly male organization. The opposite of the KKK. Rather than racist straight white men, it’s full of accepting black homosexuals that will do anything to gain followers (mostly peaceful)
On No! The Night-Queers are cumming.
by Abigail Moon September 28, 2022
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Feel stuck? Stressed, afraid or anxious? It’s ok nothing is ever that serious, because one things for sure.. at the end of the day, it is night.

This saying emphasizes how everyday you can count on the fact that it will end, you will have a moment to yourself and you will rest, beginning a new day where you can try again.
Miles: How the fuck are we gonna get through today, I have five exams back to back!
John: I don’t know dude but at the end of the day, it is night.
by y.vf March 19, 2025
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Saturday Night ShitShow

weekly drunkeness at a friends house including :
fist pumping, pacman, card games, dance breaks, spilling beer on the floor and passing out.
Scott: "Kent, are you going to saturday night shitshow"

Kent: " of course, im ready to fist pump all night"

Emma: "why is scott and vicky killing eachother again?"

Niall: " its only tradition emma."
by Saturdayshitshow February 7, 2010
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