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No Handed Gerbil Belt

When you tie a belt around your hands and wrap your dick in the middle, then lift your hands to make your dick slap a chicks face.
Person: If you don't shut up I'll go all No handed gerbil belt on your face!
by Ninjafide June 23, 2007
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right-hand complex

Thinking you are better than all the leftys out there because you make up a majority discriminates against a smaller group of more intelligent high achievers.
They generally employ weak logic to make themselves feel better about being boring and generic, unlike unique leftys.
(right hander) Your'e left handed. You should be burned at the stake because you side with the devil."
(lefty) "Don't worry child, you just have a right-hand complex. You see, Jesus was left-handed. It is stated in the Bible the Jesus sitteth at the right hand of God. That is because God is also left-handed. Now stfu!"
(right hander in a snoody retaliation) "BUT,If God was left-handed, and so was His Son, then why does Jesus sit at God's RIGHT hand?"
(lefty) "The OBVIOUS reason is so they don't bump elbows when they eat. Duh."
by gamma_xi February 21, 2009
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vietnamese hand grenade

(n.) The outcome of a male ejaculating into a rubber, and after doing so, chucking it at the face of an unliked person.

Note: Could be given to one who dresses up as an actor from the hit show Grey's Anatomy, specifically the Korean Nurse & likes Patric. P.S. Thao is uglier than Sandra Oh >=
I totally gave Thao a Vietnamese Hand Grenade.
Kevin Tran likes to recieve Vietnamese Hand Grenades.
Theresa Hang enjoys an occasional Vietnamese Hand Grenade, especially those given by Andrew Bui.
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soiling your hand

The act of waking up next to a toothless redneck bitch while spanking your prized hogs schmoirgens blargity balls outside of an ATM.
You were so drunk last night you woke up soiling your hand.
by Trifenuts January 14, 2015
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Just handing it back

A reply phrase to Just putting it out here or Just placing it out there that signifies disinterest or displeasure in the suggestion. Usually used when the original suggestion or statement was so unhelpful or absurd as to warrant immediate dismissal..
Person 1: "Just putting it out there by pol pot had the right idea..."
Person 2: "Just handing it back"
by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017
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silk touch hands

A glitch in Minecraft that the streamer, Ranboo has.

Someone with silk touch hands can pick up a grass block, and place it done, as a grass block, whereas a normal player would pick up a grass block and when placed, it would be dirt.
"How did you place a grass block?"
"Silk touch hands."
by Erin_Marshmellow June 10, 2021
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Empty Hand Syndrome

(commonly referred to as E.H.S.) a serious condition where a person, 21 or over, is at a party and does not have an alcoholic beverage in their hand. The longer this person is left without a drink the more severe the syndrome becomes.
(Two people talking at a house party)
Steve: This party is so fun!
Jen: It sure is! Hey is that Michael over there on the couch?
Steve: Yeah it is! Oh no....it looks like he has a bad case of Empty Hand Syndrome.
Jen: You're right he does. We need to make sure he gets a drink quick!
by Clonnie Klookens September 19, 2013
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