Microwave at 3 am

The loudest fucking thing in existence. Will wake up you're whole neighborhood.

Person: So why are you grounded again?
Me: I set of the microwave at 3 am. I just wanted some damn soup.

Person: well that sucks

by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA May 24, 2022

V-3-5

L33Tspeak for "Great Shot!"

Derived from a popular 1st person shooter game Call of Duty, where three buttons will produce a specific quick message. For example V-2-7 means "Need reinforcements!"

Lane: Joel, there's someone shooting you from behind!

Joel: *spins around, feeds a single bullet to the fucker's head*

Lane: Woah dude, V-3-5!!!

by BioMenace December 14, 2008

👉(////)3(////)👈

The fingers represent poking, the brackets and slashes are puffy cheeks and the 3 is puckered lips. This emoticon represents poking puffed up cheeks with puckered lips

Ashley took a death breath, puffed her cheeks and puckered her lips.
She poked her puffy cheeks 👉(////)3(////)👈.

by Anonpuff January 23, 2023

3 blind mice

3 guys wearing blind folds running around naked trying to find the pussy.

We 3 blind mice will find "The Cheese"

by Da Weird Kid May 14, 2018

Greasemonkey 3 way

- when a husband and wife (or couple) sucks up to, flirts with, or fawns over the local auto mechanic to encourage better customer service, favors or discounts

- any effort utilizing gifts, compliments, or flirting by 2 people to encourage an auto mechanic to provide preferential treatment to them and their cars

the phrase is often combined as a hashtag #greasemonkey3way

My '93 Ford Taurus needed a new transmission. Luckily my wife and I gave the mechanic a greasemonkey 3 way and he was willing to stay late and get it done before our trip to Chicago the next day. He rotated the tires for free, too!

by The Poobah October 25, 2013

3 pack slinky

You and a buddy riding in a 3 seater truck, the passenger is banging her while she gives the driver head.

My friends girl was into the devils 3 way, so we asked if she wanted to try the 3 pack slinky.

by ChagiFan January 5, 2018

3 drink drunk

Someone who is totally unable to handle more than 3 alcoholic drinks

Elliott: oh jeez what the hell is your mother doing she's dancing on top of the table - oh no hold on she's just collapsed and is now under the table
Isa: she must have had another drink you know what she's like she can't handle her booze at all
Livy: yeah she's a real 3 drink drunk

by Lazyfatbitch February 22, 2017