Tom

Nonce

Oh look out, here comes Tom. The nonce.

Noncey Tom
Tom, please stop noncing my cousin

by Ld123456 November 22, 2021

Tom Brady

The Goat can overcome any opsticle

I wish I was Tom Brady but im not the goat

by pats fan88 June 6, 2017

Unknown Tom

A Middle Aged Man; An Unidentifiable Furry Object

Catchphrase: "I am the bean man, my toes are made of beans"

Father: Oh my, you wippersnapping UNKNOWN TOM

Son: Thank you my griddy good father

by Unknown Tom May 23, 2023

TOM

He’s a fucking twat, frigid as hell and pussy out of fights, he hates being in trouble and cry’s when his uncle touches him. He’s a snake and two faced. And is gay, he loves it up the bum.

Tom is a fat nonce.

by Tom is a fat nonce April 19, 2019

Tom

Short goes to Fairfield and is really small and so is his wood

Girl:hey tom
Tom:hey want to go out
Girl:ewww no your wood is tiny

by George burd October 22, 2019

Tom

Tom. Hes the person to go to when you're upset, hes the guy who makes you look forward to each and every day. Can be shy, but once you talk to him and get to know him, he is the best comedian in the world. He will remind his girlfriend how much he loves her everyday, and will do anything for her. Loves singing, but doesnt have the confidence to do it in front of people. You feel like you need to give him the world, and everytime he smiles his adorable smile, you want to give him the biggest hug out of nowhere. I try to describe him to my friends, but no words can describe how amazing he is. I can't be certain this is all Tom's out there, but my Tom is the best out of all of them.

Thankyou Tom, for being the most perfect person in the world, and for loving me <3 :)

by Tiny_Tina February 15, 2021

Oh My Tom

An anagram from Tom: OMT stands for "Oh My Tom". Doug Walker: The Nostalgia Critic. (Matrix Month 2015: The Matrix movie Review).

"Tom is an anagram for OMT. Oh My Tom." - Doug Walker The Nostalgia Critic.

by TheHeroKing April 19, 2023