captain punch

The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.

I Captain Punched my girlfriend after we had sex.

by xoyoungz November 19, 2007

Protein punch

Go to any gas station and buy 3 fit crunch bars or other big protein bars. Then freeze them and insert all 3 into your anus. After that shit them out and eat them.

Bro I just did the protein punch.

by T bone 15 November 23, 2025

One punch man

Bald man who isn’t as strong as people say he is.

Person who is wrong: Saitama (one punch man) can beat ANYONE with one punch.
Person who is right: no Goku solos.

by Goku>fiction August 1, 2021

National Punch Your Girlfriend Day

On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend

Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!

by Majmun November 7, 2022

Munchin Punch

When you go down on a girl while she is on her period.

Guy 1: “Dude, I went down on this check last night, but when she turned on the lights, my face was covered in red!”

Guy 2: “ Ya man, you were munchin punch!”

by Jew_Bagel May 14, 2021

Punch in the Piss Pan

The act of inserting a fist into a vagina. Aka Fisting

SKÖL Bro: Did you hear that Rich gave his sister the old Punch in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: NO SHIT!!!

by TOTEMIR March 15, 2022

Elbow Punch

A punch directed at another's elbow. Several consecutive punches in the elbow could hurt for days.

When you are backwards pushed or are humiliated in any other way, the best way to get your attacker back is by Elbow Punching the salad out of them.

Contact the nerve in the elbow, or the "funny bone", and the person being elbow punched will immediately crap their pants from the pain.

"I got elbow punched yesterday."
"Was it bad?"
"I pooped dude... I pooped."

by AKAthecheesegrater April 16, 2010