Cock Potato

An interfering control freak who causes more problems in the workplace than they solve.

"Ever since he got promoted to manager he's become a real cock potato around here."
"A what?"
"Cock Potato. Like a dick-tater."

by MikeAD April 23, 2017

Potato Lab

I great bsf and a cute fat potato :D.

(P.S: Message her on gc)
SHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATO

Potato lab: ello frands
Me: ello :D

by fflyingpiggzz December 22, 2022

potatoes and gravy

A mans favourite food.
Normally if someone's favourite food is potatoes and gravy than they most likely are a teacher that gives mints to students, hates people named Nathan and makes you take out your headphones to tell you how they're going to cook their dinner.

"Tonight I'm going to eat potatoes and gravy"

by Uhhlinds November 11, 2021

Sad Potato Ki

Sad Potato Ki, is what 16BitTunes, on r/MisreadSprites, thought Ki, from Final Fantasy Legend II, “looked like a sad potato.”

16 Bit Tunes, now realizes/realises “Sad Potato Ki,” is actually, “a beautiful woman.”

by I'mcrazy November 7, 2023

Potato

Leilani Houle

Leilani Houle is a lonely potato who just wants somebody to cuddle with.

by PotatoNuggets March 12, 2019

Potatoes

Basically a side chick. A chick you bang until she wants a relationship, than once she does you throw her away and continue the tater cycle.

I got mad potatoes on the back burner bro. Just gunna leave em there as long as I can just keeping getting a taste without fulling committing.

by Blonde menas November 19, 2022

looking like a potato

ugly as a sack of potatoes

Dallas looking like a potato~Brewer M.

by brewerbest123 October 29, 2020