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National tall people day 

A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.

2/10 people 

if someone asks you to be 2/10 people it means they want to have hardcore sex with you, no socks.
hey man we should be 2/10 people”
“bro, without socks?”
2/10 people by kaiandr September 5, 2021

Fuck Short People 

You get to fuck and toss around anyone who is 5’6 and under for the month of September and October. Their consent is that if the President touched little people then we can touch short people.
Hey man did you hear about Kurgan after she was tossed around by Atlas?

1: No man, what happened?

Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.

1: Damn, I missed my chance then.

Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.
Fuck Short People by ShortPeopleArmy September 8, 2021

National long hair people day 

On national long hair people day anyone who has long hair can ask someone with short hair for $5

jumpkick tall people month 

during the month of november, one may jumpkick any tall person (5’10 or over) as quickly and forcefully as they would like.
my best friend decided to throw me during throw short people month, so in retribution, i jumpkicked him today :) happy jumpkick tall people month!

National Dis fat people day

on Oct. 21 No matter what they do to you anyone who can't touch their toes you have the full right to dis them.
hey guess what
*dis*
oh its National dis fat people day