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Scene kid

An obnoxious teenager who listens to typically metal core and death core. Males are usually seen wearing there little sisters shirts, pants which there legs look like tooth picks and have a version of the old alex evans hair cut. Women usually wear tons of make up, have teased hair, and have absolutely no personality. Both genders lure in packs usually at the mall, or anywhere they can try to show off to other scene kids.
Typical wardrobe for both genders, anything thats colorful...
Harry: Lets listen to bring me the horizon!

Scene kid: Yea there so brootal, and oli sykes is like um, amazing

Harry: I was just joking, can you give back my little sister her shirt
by Crippledfreedom July 18, 2010
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scene kids

Scene girls - Girls who listen to emo/screamo music. They dress in skinny jeans, polka dots, stripes, and flat shoes. They obsess over dinosaurs, Ninja Turtles, Pokemon, Carebears, Hello Kitty, and Emily the Strange. Their makeup usually consists of a lot of eyeliner, glitter, and colourful eyeshadow. They mostly wear lots of black with splashes of neon colours. They take a lot of pictures for MySpace, and their hair is usually choppy, layered, and different colours.

Scene boys - Boys who also listen to emo/screamo music. They dress in girl's jeans, band t-shirts, and Converse Chuck Taylors. They're obsessed with Batman, Ninja Turtles, and Pokemon. They take their MySpace pictures at awkward angles. Their hair usually covers one of their eyes and is almost always black. Sometimes they will wear eyeliner and possibly eyeshadow.
Scene Kids Conversation.

Scene girl: I got my hair layered and cut all choppy today and I even dyed it black! Like, oh my God, I came home after that and watched the Ninja Turtle movie while wearing my new Emily the Strange polka dot t-shirt!

Scene boy: I was totally moshing at an underground show last night, and some guy ripped my new From First to Last shirt! I was so mad, I had to buy a Pokemon t-shirt to help me get over it. I almost cried all my eyeliner right off!
by Sarah and Steph December 9, 2008
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whatever kid

Someone who doesnt give a shit about anything they do. A whatever kid is someone who does something because they like to do it not because another person or group is doing it.
hey man look at that whatever kid hes so original.
by zek May 11, 2008
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Vampire kid

A subculture similar to goth. Members are usually dark outsiders in society, which is why they identify with vampires, who are also dark outsiders. Usually dress in black with hints of neon colours.
I'm a vampire kid! I don't fit in anywhere, but maybe the vamps will understand meh
by Chazza2121 March 17, 2015
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Bugler Kids

Dirty kids that think they are better than people who buy real cigarets because they roll their own. Bugler-Kids, or "bugies" are they are called on the street, often leave tobacco trails near their breeding grounds with little regard for common social norms regarding cleanliness, and thus can be easily spotted.
Theres mad shit everywhere. There must be bugler kids around.
by Frosty the bro man June 20, 2011
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Alabama kid

If you ever encounter a Lil shit like an Alabama kid please call the fucking police ASAP they are a mess. Their fav hobbies usually are fishing as well as hunting especially deer. In general, these kids at school are just plain of weird affff. Their type of music genre would consist of country music mostly talking about smashing your cousin and drinking Tennessee whisky. They will usually do a fake ass southern accent that sounds so fucking fake *it will make you cringe or worse make your ears bleed out* They do not have any fashion sense they'd usually wear on a Saturday some brown cowboy boots, a white tank top, ripped jeans, and a big ass belt. Here are some things almost all Alabama kids will have in common.
-Racist
-Homophobic
-Transphobic
-Against women rights
-Makes rape jokes
-Toxic masculinity
-Loves guns
-Back the blue
-Against BLM
-Things LGBT don't deserve rights
-Usually would be a die-hard Trump supporter

Some names of an Alabama kid are:
-Hunter
-Gunner
-Tomas
-Davis
-Preston
-Chase
-Gavin
-and etc
(but fr its mostly a joke expect if their racist or some shit-)
Alabama kid: Wanna talk about guns?! Ma got me a new assault rifle for my birthday last week!
Random kid: Uhmm.. no thanks... *in head: wtf.. who owns a gun as a f**kin kid..*
Alabama kid: Look! *shows phone* may daddy just got a new truck what you think?
Random kid: cool.. I guess?
Alabama kid: You know I hate dem liberals they think they can just take our guns and our rights as the American people we have the right to our guns!
Random kid: Uhm.. honestly I don't really wanna talk about politics... I'm not really into that stuff

Alabama kid: You must be a liberal *spits on random kid* you must be a disgrace to your ma!
Random kid: ._. ok...
by i is chicken January 23, 2021
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The Cosby Kids

Many small chunks of brown feces.
"Hey boss i need to take a break. I wont be gone long,i just have to go drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool real quick. I'll be right back."
by DirtyMoney907 February 8, 2010
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