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Eat Bulaga!

From IT BULAGA! Pag si Ericka kase nag sasalita at nag te text pag nag lecture akala mo parang lahat tayo pupunta sa impyerno at siya lang pupunta sa langit. Wala namang ipakita. Buti pa ako may ituturong sampung condo sa NHA. Siya ano ipapakita niya sa madlang people para ka pani paniwala mga lecture niya. Ikaw Goddess Magna Cum Laude Imee Marcos UP Diliman ka, si Carla may successful businesses si Jeff aba dating ICON ng Events Place sa Lagro....aberr siya ano? Manager ng 7-11? Saan ang na i pundar niya para maniniwala tayo sa kanya averr! (?)
by Cyclonetrading December 17, 2023
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Dog eat dog

Dogs dont eat dogs, they eat dogfood or leftovers. A wolf might eat a dog if it hasn't had a decent meal in a while.
A dog eat dog world is not a reality, humans came up with that to compare themselves to their dogs.
by The Original Agahnim June 3, 2021
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eat cakeshit

I went to a liberal debate on campus
before the debate started i was kicked
because i disagreed with abortion
they made me 'eat cakeshit'

It's when you're dealing with people who do not want to debate, they want blood.
They'd like to 'eat their cake, and shit it too' I guess.
This weird liberal Belgian blonde shick hollared at me to marry her stoner ass.
When I said no 'eat your cak and shit it too' she got made.
She screamed, 'go eat cakeshit' and cried.
by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 5, 2025
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Tuna that eats pizza

legend says that the only cure to a melting heart is a kiss from a tuna that eats pizza but that’s just hearsay, so maybe it’s not true .
Girl: my heart is melting !!!
Boy: just kiss a tuna that eats pizza that had eaten pizza so that it can stop the melting.
by Nova760 October 8, 2018
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Chain eating

The habit of repeatedly eating the same foods over and over because they bring comfort, familiarity, and ease. It’s often driven by the desire for something predictable and soothing in the chaos of daily life.
I’ve been chain eating instant noodles all week. It just feels comforting and simple after a long day.”
Sam: “Yeah, I get that. Sometimes you just need that familiar food to chill out.
by DonnaRia May 26, 2025
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Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.
After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025
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eat you raw

1- When you are hot and you're going to fuck her hard.
2- A real beating.
1- Tonya: So, What you gonna do with me?

Lamar: I'll eat you raw bitch.
2- Wow this nigga ate him raw nigga!
by OG$LANG January 17, 2017
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