oh my god he’s literally so hot help me jesus christ david please marry me
marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”

me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”
by kenny 🤞 November 5, 2021
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A David Spor is The hottest man you'll ever know a they're also the greatest person in whatever club they are in
Man A David Spor is such a dick but also kinda great
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Hottest Bullshonkey around.
Guy 1: Davids mom is thicccer than a doorknob
Guy 2:Tuff
by GucciGuyJackIsNotGucci April 21, 2020
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A huge sexy boy who every girl wants and needs. He is a funny guy but don't let his jokes fool you he doesn't care about them all he cares about are women whos names start with ...
Ava: oh my goodness look how handsome and sexy Will David is
Zuhair: ikr he's so buff and hot
Lily: that's so true
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Well he has a two word name which is pretty cool, along with the fact that John David’s are generally nice guys with blue eyes and brown hair. They will most likely lose in a fight although they generally good with video game fights. John David’s are good human beings.
Guy:”is that John david over there?”
Guy17:”I don’t know who that is but he seems nice”
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“wanna add me back on snap now maybe”.“yeah whats ur snap again” david and heidi are idiots.
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A n00b who cant beat a game of bloons let alone any game that requires skill a person who everyone in mount tom makes fun of and a soulless ginger.
David WholeBanger A WHAT THE HELL NOOB got pwned
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