Age the Cheese

When a uncircumcised male partner allows smegma (cheese) to build up in his foreskin and presses or docks his foreskin to a partners anus to allow them to express flatulence (fart), inflating the foreskin and mixing the flatus with the smegma. The mixture of gasses and smegma creates a stench and alters the smegma in a way the resembles aged cheese - according to those who taste it afterwards.

I ain't bathed in 6 days, baby and you are sounding' mighty gassy. Get over here and pucker your sweet asshole to daddy's uncut pecker so we can age the cheese.. and bring the crackers.

by ipiwtd August 25, 2011

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Zito's cheese

(n.) 1. Something that is so unwanted to the extent of creating hostilities, esp. in the foodservice industry.

2. A cheese-like substance placed on extremely low quality Italian sandwiches to dupe customers into paying premium prices, sometimes mistaken for gristle.

This sandwich tastes like shit! What's in it, Zito's cheese?!?

That jerk's about as liked as Zito's cheese.

by customer January 27, 2005

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Mr. Cheese

Mr. Cheese. Name of gold and a voice like an angel. He is part of the group of people referred to as the "Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy". We have lost contact with this individual, but his legacy lives on in our hearts, our minds, and in our whomping cocks. Mr.Cheese, you were my first love, first friend, and first heartbreak. It was sad to see you go that one faithful day when you disappeared into the blue. Good Bye and I hope to meet again, someday...

Sned: Ayo, Whos down for some butt sex
Mr. Cheese: YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO ASK NIGGA, MY SHIT BE FREE PARKING!!

by Mario "Sned" Judah January 25, 2021

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