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pants beer

The act of pouring beer down ones pants and yelling "pants beer" either before, during, and/or after the act. The act became popular in late-2023 among college campuses and on social media especially on the Instagram account oldrowofficial. The act has been controversial and many have suggested that it is a form of alcohol abuse. The overwhelming majority of commentors to social media seem to agree that the act is stupid as it wastes beer, does not increase ones intoxication level, creates the illusion of one pissing ones pants, and leads to wet and often frigid testicles.
Pants beer! Pants Beer! Pants Beer!

Wow look at that idiot pants beering.
by roddy- December 12, 2023
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One beer

that one song by MF DOOM on the album MM...FOOD
Theres only one beer left, rappers all in our ears like we're deaf. tempt me, do a number on the label
by AceForgor December 16, 2023
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Calgarian Beer

A beer of which is crafted by a local brewery in Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
I recieved my beer mail from Alberta and drank my very first Calgarian Beer today.
by CraftBeerGirl January 4, 2024
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A Beer

Yeah, dawg totally. We can talk it out over a an ice-cold Bud Platinum. The BEST and ONLY beer refreshing enough for genocidal nanobot vampires who have been unfairly maligned by the entirety of society. You blamed a very specific type of man for all of the world's ills and... You're right! I'll murder you all!
Hym "Yeah, let's grab a beer. Looks like my 10ft green goblin soldier have made it from Argentina to whereever that new one just happened so I should be getting this nanobot Alucard body pretty soon here... I don't know if I'll be able to drink afterwards... You know what, it's fine I'll just simulate drunkenness. It's fine."
by Hym Iam January 5, 2024
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calgarian beer

a beer crafted & brewed at a local brewery in Calgary, Alberta.
Tonight I had my first Calgarian beer from my beer swap from Thomas who lives in Alberta.
by CraftBeerGirl January 5, 2024
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pants beer

when someone pours beer on their junk for no apparent reason
“let’s have a beer
“no let’s have a pants beer”

* pours beer on their junk*
by maya with the papayas December 9, 2023
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Tender Beer

A Tender Beer is when your dick is very soft and you are pissing your mind out from beer.
Accidently pissed myself from drinking last night. Ripped a Tender Beer.
by funnymanbro February 10, 2024
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