ass whore

An ass whore loves getting fucked in her tight little ass. Sometimes she likes it even more than in her wet cunt. She is often married and doesnt care whos cock is pumping her dirty ass. She never says no to a hot hard cock in her ass.

Kathy is a total ass whore. She is 54 now and married but has loved letting men fuck her sexy ass since she was 17 when her uncle started pumping her in her asshole so he wouldnt get her pregnant. She loves the feeling of a hard cock sliding deep in her tight ass as she rubs her clit and begs whoever is fucking her to do her harder.

by btld December 16, 2007

A Dick in the Ass

1. very much like a "slap in the face" but far more foul.

2. getting screwed/dicked over.

3. an insult

first guy: "Dude , she cheated on you with your brother..."
second guy: "that is such a dick in the ass."

by jenn February 2, 2005

Ass Pussy

A term commonly used in prisons to refer to effeminate male inmates that deal in sex.

Nearly every general population prison block has such inmates that gain their protection and receive commissary goods in trade for sexual favors.

It is not uncommon for them shave their legs and modify state issued prison clothing to be more attractive.

Once that Ass Pussy showed up everyone came out wanting to cell up.

by Kuerno May 23, 2008

ass antlers

A lower back tattoo that looks like an ass rack. Literal translation of arschgeweih, German for tramp stamp.

Ass antlers = moose on the loose

by garnichts February 22, 2010

Ass Cannon

When you try to take a really big shit, but it ends up being a volcanic explosion outside of your ass cheeks.

" Koonkhmer ! I just did a really big ass cannon on my modern warfare 2 screen ! "

by Koonkhmer March 1, 2010

ass coffee

Morning beverage that should taste fresh and uplifting; unfortunately, those who do not put effort in morning coffee create a vile beverage that is usually spit out immediately

Geoff put fresh coffee grounds into the old coffee filter this morning again; he's made ass coffee again, prick!

by bigsexxxy August 24, 2010

clam ass

where your ass is wetter than swamp ass and it has the stank ass odor.

i just took a shit and now i have clam ass, my girl is gonna hate me.

by jesse co April 4, 2008