Apple

Apple

EAT THE APPLE

by EnnstromISepic December 17, 2019

Apple

iA iCompany iThat iPuts iAn i iBefore iEvery iWord iBecause iThey iThink iIt iIs iCool

I would rather put my dick in a meat grinder than use Apple tech

by cuber69420 May 23, 2022

Apple

A magic little Fucking red ahh used to demolish a slave back to the field where he belongs, picking up Cotton like a fatass niegger-Andrew Tate

One Apple a day, keeps the betas away.

by AndrewtateSigmaChad December 10, 2023

Apple Daddy

Any Apple technical support advisor that resolves issues that otherwise could be easily resolved after spending 5 minutes on google.

"Hey, just cause I work here and fix problems doesn't make me your Apple Daddy."

by DrLewd April 26, 2022

Impostor Apple

Ldshadowlady and Pearlescentmoon were searching desert temples for enchanted golden apples on the Empires Smp server when they realized they hade one all along, they just didn't see it.

"It's the impostor apple"

by a dude with internet August 31, 2021

Apple Watch

Apple's take on the "Spy Watch" from Spy Kids (film made: March 30, 2001).

- You can read the time (because apparently numbers are letters now...??
- Talk to your deceased grandma (they have Apple Watches in heaven)
- and most importantly Watch YouTube (cool right?!)

I love my Apple Watch, I can finally Watch YouTube on my wrist!

by 4uffin July 4, 2023

The Apple Show

This specific show is pretty much famous. You have the star every time , Apple. And the host, The Abusive Host. Then you have the audience Nothing , Banana , Security , Audience One ,and Audience two! If you are bad you get a fence throwing! BOOM! That is the Apple show.

OMG ITS THE APPLE SHOW YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Delaney Doyle June 1, 2018