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Apples

a fruit which is red :/
Apples am I right
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Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.
“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”
by NizariahP August 26, 2022
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Apple brained

Someone who only uses Apple products
My parents are Apple brained too!
by slideglide March 13, 2025
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Floating Apple

A middle-aged, overweight woman who dresses in alarmingly-bright floaty dresses.
The family BBQ was more chillaxed and meaningful until Aunty Floating Apple turned up with a wineglass in hand....
by JustSayingAs Your MammaWould February 16, 2023
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Apple Springs ISD

Apple Springs is an independent school district located in East Texas. Well known for how bad their athletes, staff, administration, teachers, students, and cafeteria food. All are well below par and all seem to struggle in their respective areas.
I went to Apple Springs ISD for a week and this place sucks ass.
by Lightning_stick01 March 31, 2022
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Apple bottom

The act of shoving an apple into your rectum then pooping it out into another persons rectum and play catch with it
Yo me and Jerry had the best time Apple bottoming
by Jerry buttsexandcheese October 6, 2021
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Apples

A rabbit stuffed in three apples with a side of unicorns.
I just got a pet Apples
by RobloxFanboy87464894532 October 4, 2018
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