by 3hundo September 5, 2016
Get the Asian Anal Invasionmug. by Blake Cowshiter August 17, 2006
Get the strait anal masturbatermug. A dick so big and thick that it will cause your partners anus to flower (Prolapse) as soon as you pull out. Similar to the California Cherry Crusher. If not used wisely, it can cause serious consequences, including, prolapsed rectums, literally being split apart, and...prolapsed rectums (Is that all there is? Really, you couldn't think of anything better Jeffery. It's your fault, you know, that we don't sleep together anymore! *Starts to cry* I came out for you...)
Detective: Why does everyone make me take the sexual death cases...Okay, what's the cause of death?
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.
by IRHMP August 27, 2016
Get the Maryland Anal Tuggermug. When you're catching feelings for someone and you know you shouldn't so your brain does all it can to stop it
by Bigolepappy August 11, 2017
Get the anal rape aneurysmmug. A burning sensation in ones rectum after intercourse with somebody who has AIDS that ejaculates in there ass ...
by Illuminati God October 6, 2016
Get the flaming anal aidsmug. When you have the shits soo bad that it leaks through your anus to your pants creating a rectal ring.
Damn, Theresa said she won't make in down here for vacation.
Why?
She has the anal butt sweats and unsure of how long they will be lasting.
Good thing.....I have white furniture.
Why?
She has the anal butt sweats and unsure of how long they will be lasting.
Good thing.....I have white furniture.
by DaRth79 January 11, 2015
Get the Anal Butt Sweatsmug. where you're so angry that you are about to and/or wish upon the act of spaz-tastically shoot fucking liquid out of your ass. *painful*
tera: you are so fucking stupid
jerry: no u
tera: and you wonder why i dumped your ugly ass
jerry: fucking AnAl-diScHarGe!1!!!1!
jerry: no u
tera: and you wonder why i dumped your ugly ass
jerry: fucking AnAl-diScHarGe!1!!!1!
by darksunnymoon November 7, 2019
Get the fucking anal-dischargemug.