cranial-anal extrication

Removing your head from inside your ass.

You just compared the person who disagreed with you on the internet to Hitler. I think you require a major cranial-anal extrication.

by betchitmoth June 21, 2011

strait anal masturbater

A guy that is strait and likes to masturbate analy.

It turns out that mike is a strait anal masturbater.

by Blake Cowshiter August 17, 2006

fucking anal-discharge

where you're so angry that you are about to and/or wish upon the act of spaz-tastically shoot fucking liquid out of your ass. *painful*

tera: you are so fucking stupid
jerry: no u
tera: and you wonder why i dumped your ugly ass
jerry: fucking AnAl-diScHarGe!1!!!1!

by darksunnymoon November 7, 2019

flaming anal aids

A burning sensation in ones rectum after intercourse with somebody who has AIDS that ejaculates in there ass ...

Holy shit my flaming anal AIDS wants to shoot your cum out of my butt like a valcano erupting

by Illuminati God October 6, 2016

Anal Butt Sweats

When you have the shits soo bad that it leaks through your anus to your pants creating a rectal ring.

Damn, Theresa said she won't make in down here for vacation.

Why?
She has the anal butt sweats and unsure of how long they will be lasting.

Good thing.....I have white furniture.

by DaRth79 January 11, 2015

Irish Anal Bead

When you take a fifth of Irish whiskey and shove it in your ass and do a giant butt chug.

Holy shit that whore shoved a fifth of Jameson Irish whiskey in her ass and did a giant butt chug a true Irish Anal Bead

by Jigga208 April 16, 2022

Crispy anal flaps

Anal flaps that are crispy

Bro 1: Bro you have crispy anal flaps
Bro 2: bro o how the fuck you you know

by BKed bean burrito February 11, 2021